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Welcome to Night Vale themed asks!

pamandab:

Cecil: What is the weirdest piece of clothing in your wardrobe?

Carlos: What is your number one passion?

Dana: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Tamika: Has a book ever changed your life?

Khoshekh: Would you rather spend the rest of your life…

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  • Question: What is twist and shout? - awkwardlysuperwholocked
  • Answer:

    castihalo:

    SWEATS NERVOUSLY

    [WAR FLASHBACKS ABOUT MOTORCYCLES MILKSHAKES FRENCH FRIES BEACHES SPILLED MILK ARMY DRAFTING GUNSHOTS DRUGS HOSPITALS CRYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH TEAR TRACKS ON MY FACE AND WET PILLOWS DECORATING MY BED AND YODELLING WHILE CONTINUOUSLY CARTWHEELING TO RELIEF THE PAIN]

    HH ahh HAHHA Hhahah hHHhhHHHHAHAH HAHAHA HAH  HAH AHH AH HAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

    HA.

    [clears throat]

    it’s just a Beatles song :)

Source: castihalo
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spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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(via tonystarkr)

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clara oswald;
bitches ain’t shit, and they ain’t sayin’ nothin’

(via lordwhat)

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via turrrrrrtle)

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castielsteenwolf:

the-goddamazon:

lgbtqute:

anarcho-celt:

stay-human:

fallintoyourarmstonight:

All you need to know

I almost spit milk all over my keyboard. 

Isreal, UK and USA confirmed for ass hole states.

I am actually ashamed to be living here

Apparently this was from 2006. The updated one has only the US voting ‘no’.

The usa uk and israel arent states

But California and Texas aren’t actually “states” To be a state you need to have your own government that doesn’t answer to a higher authority. California has to answer to the federal government. The United States, and many other counties, is a state.

Source: simply-war
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wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

(via sunnnydales)

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mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?

You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?

Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

(via super-who-22)

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killjoy-youngblood:

White lips pale face this ain’t a scene it’s a god damn arms race

(via sagihairius)

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